Necessary Ingredients for the Perfect Quest
Good Companions: "Malkin is a kleptomaniac. June is insane and dangerous. Danny is a wild man. Glandrung is a dwarf." Magic Weapons: "The Sword Blind Fury was enchanted, but the enchanter was seriously inept." Strange New Lands: "You would think that a twenty foot dragon walking down an American street would attract some attention." An Evil Enemy: "I wish I knew who the hell we were fighting." A Clever Plan: "We're going to kick some serious magical butt." A Serious Goal: "Our first job is to protect the dragon from my wife."