From the Desk of SATAN Those freakin’ Redheads are at it again! They’re gonna be the death of me—oh, how I wish! As if Earth wasn’t already going to Hell, those girly-girls have decided to hurry along the Apocalypse. Well, excuuuse me if things aren’t happening fast enough to please those high-maintenance broads! At times like these, I really miss their husbands.