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July Contest Winner

Contest Winner

In July we asked you what career experiences might come in handy in a zombie plague and why? Congrats to Dave Otto. He wins a copy of River of Night, signed by John Ringo and Mike Massa.

Landscaper to the rescue!

Zombie infestation? No problem. Jump on the oversized Johnson 42" mower and mulch your enemies down in style. No need to bag it for later; spread it all over the lawn as cheap fertilizer. Stinky isn't it? Sure beats fish emulsion.

Or take it hand to hand with the gas-powered hedge trimmers and TRIM those zombies down to size.

No job too big, no task too small. Landscaper man does it all!

—Dave Otto