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Vampires Don't Sleep Alone

Table of Contents

Why a Vampire?
Tortured Soul: It Comes with the Territory
Common Fallacies Concerning Vampires
Do All Children of the Night Think Alike?
Nosferatu, Lord Ruthven, or Carmilla: What Sort of Vamp Are You Looking For?
Makers & Minions: Other Relationships You Need to Understand
VILFs: He’s 700 Years Old, and So Are His Hang-ups
Where Is the Lair?
Pros & Cons of Dating the Undead

How to Dress for a Vampire
On the Prowl: Where to Find Your Future Mate
Should I Bug Renfield about an Introduction?
No Matter What, Am I Too Young for Him?
To Play It Safe, Should My First Date Be a Double?
Can We Only Meet at Night?
Dining Out: Is It a Date Option?
Should I Be Talkative or Deadly Silent?
Je Ne Sais Quoi: Adding a Little Mystery to Your Humanity
Prowling Pompeii: How Much Do You Really Need to Know about His History?
I Think He Can See Right through Me—Do I Need Make up?
Better Haunts & Gravestones: How to Make Your Home Hospitable
The Lucy Westernra Predicament: What to Do if He’s Turning Your Friends
Vulnerable, Not Victim: Showing Your Gentler Side
The Van Helsing Issue: What to Do When Your Friends Disapprove
Does He Like the Chase? Should I Play Hard to Get?
Bewitchings: Adding a Little Oomph

Vamp on Top?
How to Seduce a Vampire
Shapeshifting: A Form of Foreplay?
Perfume or No: Should I Smell Like Prey or Partner?
What Difference Does It Make if the Lights Are Out?
Is There Romance in Entering though a Window?
Is Feeding Cheating?
When Your Vamp Sucks: Breakups without Stakes
Amor aeternus (Eternal love)?
Finding Unconditional Love in Undeath
Conclusion: Danse Macabre

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