"Why did the Martian bar have to close? Great drinks but no atmosphere!”
“What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!”
We know our wonderful Baen readers can top these! Send your best Mars jokes and receive an autographed copy of December hardcover Mars, Inc. by Ben Bova!
Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with subject line “Mars Joke Contest.” Contest will be judged by the Baen editorial staff. Entry deadline December 26, 2013.
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