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July 2014 Contest Winning Entry
by Charles Domino




Ah, the original Frankenstein. ("It's pronounced 'Fraanhk-en-stiine!'")

What does he need?

The Golden Hands of Tim Howard. Even the Flash would hesitate to challenge that defense!

The Black Heart of Chuck Norris. Because everyone knows Chuck doesn't have a heart for his enemies to strike at!

The Nose of Karl Malden. Because it takes a biiiiiiig schnozzle to sniff out that much trouble!

Find the original contest instructions here.