Chapter 5
When Keith returned to the dorm room later that evening, Pat was there alone. Crumpled wads of waxed paper and foil from the college deli were piled up on the coffee table next to a fat biology textbook. “Do you have a test, Pat?” he asked. “I would have brought dinner in for you if you’d have mentioned it. Or at least kept you company.”
Pat grinned wryly and rubbed his eyes. “Thanks. I’d rather study by myself. It’s quieter without you.”
“Everyone says the same thing.” Keith threw a pillow at him.
Pat caught it dexterously with one hand and pitched it back, catching Keith in the middle of the chest. “How’d the meeting go?”
“I think Carl went away to bury his shame or something. I was a big success. The assembly was overwhelmed by the thought of all those poor, homeless books with no place to go, evicted by the evil football team. The jocks’ll scream, but the other appointees will be on our side. Lloyd cut the meeting short before we could call for the vote. I suspect him of being a secret athletic supporter. I think the motion’ll carry next time, when we do vote on it. Required attendance by all delegates.”
“That’ll be popular,” Pat said cynically. “You’d have to drag me there in chains. Well, anyway, here,” he said, and tossed some papers in his direction. He gave Keith an apologetic glance. “I went over that Sociology paper of yours again, and unless you can convince him that your idea is a radical new theory based on existing data, I’m afraid you’ll have to rewrite it completely with real facts. It’s okay the way it is if he’d go for it, but he won’t. That’s just my opinion, of course.”
“Terrific,” said Keith, dropping his notebook on the bed. Then a memory struck him. “Hey, Pat, where’s that paper I showed you earlier?”
“I just gave it to you.”
“No, the other one. Marcy Collier’s paper. Had a C on it, not an F. I thought I left it right here before the meeting,” Keith pointed to his bed.
“Sorry,” said Pat. “I haven’t seen it. Are you sure you didn’t take it with you?”
Keith struck the side of his head with the heel of his hand. “Right. That must be it. I left it in the meeting room. What a mind. If medical science could locate it.…”
“Get it tomorrow, and shut up.”
“Yes, my leader.”
O O O
“I owe you an apology,” Keith panted, catching up with Marcy the next day after Sociology class let out. “I have looked everywhere, but I can’t find the essay you lent me. It isn’t like me to lose things like that. I’m usually trustworthy, honest.”
“Oh, no, don’t worry about it,” Marcy assured him. “I got it back. It’s in my apartment somewhere.”
Keith dashed a hand across his forehead melodramatically. “That’s a relief. I think I must have left it in the Inter-hall Council. My brain is deteriorating in my old age. But you got it back, for sure? Some kind soul brought it back to you?”
“Uh huh. Thanks for caring. I always throw out essays when I finish with the course anyway. And I’m sure not going to want to keep that one.”
“Yeah, I know what you mean. Would you like to study together this evening?” Before she could refuse automatically, he rushed on. “How can I whisper sweet nothings in your ear if I never have it all to myself? Lend me an ear. This approach worked for Marc Antony. On the other hand, look what happened to him.”
She giggled, no longer nervous. “Oh, all right. I think I have an extra ear around here someplace.”
O O O
“No, I’m sorry,” Marcy said, meeting his eyes seriously. They were studying at the kitchen table in the apartment Marcy shared with three other girls. “I can’t give you any of their names or tell you where to find my subjects. I promised. Freleng asked me the same thing for my essay. I finally made something up. I’d rather sacrifice my grade than hurt my … friends. I don’t want to do the same for you; you’d know I was lying.”
Keith’s shoulders collapsed in disappointment. “Well, look, maybe if I told you what I want to talk about, you’d arrange for me to meet one man or woman.”
“Go on,” said Marcy, opening a bottle of Coke steaming with frost. She shook droplets of water out of two glasses sitting in the yellow rubber dish drainer and filled them.
“I have a theory about legends, that they have a base in reality. One of the most interesting things about them is that … thanks … they’re everywhere. And they have a uniformity that intrigues me. Before mass communication, something got into the storytelling around the world that has little or no variation wherever you go. Dragons, for instance. On whichever side of the planet you ask, dragons are big, intelligent lizards. Most of them can fly. They eat meat. They hoard treasure. Chinese dragons are like Celtic dragons, and so on.” He took a long swallow of Coke.
Marcy giggled. “You want to ask my people about dragons?”
“Nope,” said Keith, warming to an interested listener. His smile seemed to wrap most of the way around his thin face. “What was called ‘Second Man,’ in Antiquary, back in 1926. I read your paper pretty carefully. Your subjects aren’t pygmies, are they?”
“No.”
“Caucasian?”
Marcy thought for a minute, then decided that one piece of information wouldn’t reveal anything extra. “Yes,” she said.
“Terrific! I’m Irish, you know,” Keith began.
She looked critically at his hazel eyes and red hair. “I would never have guessed.” He certainly had the gift of gab. She found that there was something appealing about him, in a face that exclaimed “egghead” instead of “jock.” She probably wouldn’t call him handsome. Handsome to her implied square jaws and athlete’s muscles, not sinews and those slim, clever-looking hands. Maybe “cute” was a better word. But he looked like he would be a lot of fun to have around. Not her type, but not not her type.
“Sarcasm will get you nowhere, ma petite,” said Keith. The ruddy eyebrows bobbed up and down. “I want to know about the little people. The fair folk. I’m trying to figure out where they went when they disappeared. If they disappeared. Another legend says that all the Irish are related to the Fair Folk. You can say I’m just doing a genealogy of the Doyle family. No, don’t say that. I want to know if they died out, or if they went underground, or what.” He drank deeply from his glass and set it down with a satisfied sigh. “Is there anything unusual about your subjects that you’re not telling me?”
Marcy was taken aback. Did Keith really have that kind of perspicacity, or was he just guessing? “I don’t think so,” she said at last, fingertip drawing rings around a minute puddle of spilled Coke. “Please don’t be offended, but I think they’d think your paper is frivolous.”
“So does everyone else,” Keith admitted without rancor. “But it’s not just a paper to me. My R.A. says I’ve got a mania. Okay, so I’m very interested in writing a paper on it for Sociology class, but I don’t have to. Your subjects have a strong genetic tendency toward being short, right? Is there mixed fairy blood, or just recessive genes with no place else to go? Who knows? You pay more attention to stories with a personal application, you know. Some people are proud of the idea that they might be related to the fair folk. Like myself, for example. If they’d just talk to me about legends, the things they heard while they were growing up.…”
“I don’t think they would,” Marcy interrupted hastily.
“Well, answer me this: are they all from the same village, or county?” Keith persisted.
“Yes. Maybe. Their coloring’s alike. It’s like yours.”
“Are they Irish?” Keith leaned forward.
“I think so, but …”
“Great! Please, please ask if I can talk to any of them. I care. I won’t publish anything if they don’t want me to. It’s to satisfy my own curiosity,” he finished earnestly. “If they say no, well, I’ll respect their privacy. If they say yes, I’ll respect their privacy. Either way. The fact that you haven’t thrown me out yet or called me crazy encourages me.”
“Okay,” she said reluctantly. “I’ll ask.”
“Blessings on you. I owe you a soda or something else wholesome. How about tonight?” She turned her head shyly away from him. “Aw, come on,” Keith coaxed. “Is it your boyfriend? I’m no threat. I’m just a friend.”
“No, it isn’t that,” she insisted, louder than necessary. “I have to meet with my study group.”
“Hey, you mentioned that yesterday. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Can I come, too? I’d like to study with you. Get to know you better.”
She bounced out of the kitchen chair as if spring-loaded, and started to rinse out their glasses at the sink. “It’s a closed group.”
“You said that before too, but they have to get members from someplace. Is it a sorority club? Women only?”
“No. Are you kidding? I’d rather have real friends.”
What brought that confession on? Keith wondered. He studied her face. No, she wouldn’t fit in with sororities. She was the right kind of pretty and the right kind of smart, but her skin wasn’t thick enough. All his predatory instincts had been knocked on the head once he’d started listening more carefully to her. She aroused all of his natural protectiveness. Keith felt himself to be more effective as a big brother than a boyfriend. Not that Marcy was falling all over herself for him. As much as he hated to concede the field to the virtuous unknown, whoever he was, Keith hoped the guy was worth it. But she was darned good at changing the subject. “I’ll be your best friend,” he volunteered.
“Oh, cut it out,” she snapped, her back to him. “I don’t need pity.”
“I know; I’m sorry. Look, do you want to go for a walk, or to a movie, or get married, or something?” he asked in mock desperation. “I can’t leave until you’re not mad at me anymore.”
She turned around to retort, and he clasped his hands under his chin in supplication. He rolled his eyes up. So did she. “Do you always offer to marry everyone who’s mad at you?” Marcy giggled.
“Only the women,” Keith answered, animated again like a Jack-in-the-box. Marcy shook her head, and glanced at the clock. Keith felt hope returning. “It’s not an Honors group,” he said impulsively, “or a sorority group, so if you sponsored me, could I join you? Maybe just once. I’ll even sponsor you to Student Council, although I’m not so sure that’s a favor.”
“Okay,” she said. “I’ll ask.”
“Two sodas!” Keith exclaimed. “And a movie. They’re showing Attack of the Killer Tomatoes tomorrow night. You’ll love it.” Now he noticed the flowered clock over the sink. “Oops, I’m late for my next F. See you in Flunking with Freleng tomorrow.”
“Don’t remind me.”
O O O
Keith appeared at the apartment the next evening clutching a bunch of daisies before him. A tall blond girl in sweat pants let him in. She gave him a disinterested once over and left him on the threshold, and walked back into the hallway.
“Marcy!” she called, and Keith heard her go on in a lower voice through the thin wooden walls, “your nerd’s here.” He chuckled, noticed another girl, one with brown hair watching him from the kitchen table, and favored her with a toothy Archie Andrews grin. She clicked her tongue in disgust, and went back to reading her magazine. Keith flashed a wink in her direction, and surveyed the rest of the apartment.
There was a war of styles going on in here, and it looked like Modern Pop was going to win by accumulated clutter. Posters, mostly those of pop music groups, were taped over the dusty green walls everyplace but the light switches and windows. Boxes of records flanked a mighty stereo system and a VCR. One of the girls who lived here had money. By comparison, the basket of skeins of yarn, spinning wheel and embroidery frame in one corner, and the modest bookshelf under the windows, took up scarcely any space at all.
“Thanks a lot,” came Marcy’s voice faintly.
Another mumble from the other girl, of which Keith could only discern, “trouble with …”
“Look,” said Marcy’s voice, growing louder as she came out of her room, “I don’t care what he says.” She emerged into the foyer checking the fit of her dark green sweater and pale green slacks in the hall mirror. “Hi.”
“Hello, there,” Keith said appreciatively. “You look very nice.”
The sweater was embroidered with roses and the slacks were very flattering to her figure. He gave her an encouraging grin. She looked down self-consciously, as if the combination was accidental. “Oh. Thanks.”
“Shall we go down to the Student Union first? Attack of the Killer Tomatoes starts at eight.”
“As long as it isn’t Reefer Madness and The Groove Tube again.”
Keith held open the door, and they stepped out into the bitter cold of the night. “It all depends on the vagaries of the studio distributor. Don’t you know that’s their subtle little way of telling us that the feature didn’t show up?”
When the film ended, which did after all turn out to be Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, they walked over to Frankie’s, a little bar and grill on the corner not far from the auditorium that was heavily frequented by the student population of Midwestern. Keith was enjoying her company enormously. In spite of her shyness, Marcy made conversation easy. “Sorry I can’t take you anywhere classier,” Keith said apologetically. “My roommate borrowed my car. I agreed to let him have it before I remembered we were going out this evening.”
Marcy flinched. “Don’t call it ‘going out,’ okay?”
“Whatever you want. It doesn’t mean anything,” Keith was upset at her discomfort. “I’m just your friend. Say,” he demanded, with a lightning change of subject, “is Marcy short for anything?”
“No,” Marcy stopped, and hopped uncertainly onto the new train of thought. “It’s my whole first name. I think it’s out of one of those cutesy comic books my mother used to read when she was little. It was almost Barbara, or Barbie for short, except my aunt had a daughter three months before I was born, and they named her Barbara. Thank God.”
“Sounds terrible. You were lucky. My full name’s Keith Emerson Doyle, because my folks are big Emerson, Lake and Palmer fans. My dad was heartbroken when I didn’t want to take piano lessons. Or guitar. Or drums.”
“Did you take something?”
“Yup. Clarinet. For a year and a half I sounded like leaky plumbing, and then suddenly, I could make music. Dad forgave me, and started listening to more jazz.”
Marcy giggled. “Do you play anymore?”
“Just to annoy the neighbors.” Keith said with satisfaction. The waiter, a graduate student, stood next to the table with pencil touching order pad. “Order anything you want. I pawned an old family heirloom for our … outing tonight.”
They settled on Cokes, and bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches. As soon as the waiter went to put in the order, Keith leaned across the table and whispered in a conspiratorial tone to Marcy, “Well?”
“Well, what?” she asked in surprise.
“Well, don’t keep me in suspense. What did they say?”
“Oh!” Marcy turned red. “They said they’d think about it.”
Keith made a face. “They have to think about it? It must be the most exclusive study group in the world.”
“Oh, the study group. I thought you meant.…”
“Yeah, your subjects. Well, let them think about it, too. I’ve got all the time in the world. As long as they didn’t say no. So I can come to the study group? Great! When’s your next meeting?”
“Tomorrow … but you can’t come to that either,” Marcy said lamely.
Keith blinked. His non-existent whiskers twitched. To him that was a sure sign of something interesting going on here, though he didn’t know what it could be. He rubbed his chin thoughtfully. There again was that fact she was keeping hidden. And the more she held back from him, the more curious he became. She was doodling with her nails in the condensation on the side of her glass, avoiding his eyes. “If it’s in your boyfriend’s dorm room, he might get suspicious as to why I’m there,” he guessed slyly.
“No, it’s in the li—” She bit off the word. The library, Keith deduced. He smiled, pretending not to notice her verbal slip.
“It’s just my week to get blackballed,” he said cheerfully. “Don’t fret about it. If anyone at all wants me around, you know where to find me.” The sandwiches arrived then, to Marcy’s evident relief, and Keith allowed the subject to drop entirely. “Food,” he exclaimed happily. “I have to go out to eat now and again, so that I don’t start believing what they feed us in the dorm is really edible. It sure couldn’t be nutritious.” He chewed a toasted corner.
“It is pretty disgusting. That’s why I moved out of the dorms. Only it turns out my roommates are terrible cooks, too.” Marcy attacked her sandwich with zeal, grateful that he had the tact to let go of an uncomfortable topic. Keith was nice and non-demanding. She listened to him talk pleasant nonsense while she ate, saying little herself. It was too bad she couldn’t tell him what he wanted to know, but it wasn’t her secret to tell. If she could have, she would have. Keith seemed easy to trust. “Um, how’s your paper coming?”
“Oh, my research? Fine. Maybe I’ll write a book some day. For example, did you know that the places where belief in the supernatural has been holding on through modern times are mostly agrarian or third world nations? It looks like as soon as a country or civilization goes industrial, stops being so close to the earth, those beliefs disappear. There’s something scary about machinery; you lose sight of the fact that it isn’t sentient. The only “little folk” you have left are the malign ones, like gremlins getting in and gumming up the works.” Keith made a face. “A long way from the kind little guys who sneaked in and made shoes for you while you were asleep. Since man can make shoes for himself while he sleeps, with machines, what do you need the fairies for? I guess the need for ’em dwindles when what was once considered to be impossible to do yourself became possible with technology. Either that, or blame the iron in steel. Very few things of magic could bear the touch of cold iron.”
Keith let himself prattle on, his conversation only occupying a small portion of his mind. He could tell Marcy had something to think over, but not what. She was uneasy about having him encroach on her private activities; that was obvious and understandable. The library. Well, since she couldn’t enlighten him further, the only gentlemanly thing to do would be to follow her there and see what was going on for himself. He took a last satisfied bite of sandwich.
On the way back to Marcy’s apartment, they had to huddle together against the sharp winds, now blowing almost parallel to the ground. Marcy discovered that her thin coat had an unexpected cold spot where she guessed the worn-out lining had finally given way under the arm. Keith had on nothing but a windbreaker, and was cheerful despite the fact that he must be freezing. He clutched her around her cold side, steering her around puddles riming over with thin, crisp ice. She huddled gratefully into his arm.
A boy with a wool cap pulled down firmly over his ears marched out of the gloom toward them, aiming his path directly between them. They dodged him, but ended up parting to dive for opposite edges of the sidewalk to make way to avoid the enormous knobby shopping bag the boy was clutching to his chest. Marcy gasped as a freezing gust went up the legs of her pants. As the boy passed, he glared at both of them, as if to blame them for the bad weather. From under black brows, his dark-eyed stare met Marcy’s, and she flinched. She knew him. It was Enoch, one of the Little Folk from the hidden room. He shouldered away from the two of them and went on, heading in toward the campus.
“Boy, what’s his problem?” Keith asked, glancing over his shoulder. Marcy looked a little dazed, and he held out an arm to her. “Forget him. Probably sore because he had to go grocery shopping in the cold.”
To Keith’s surprise, Marcy waved away the arm. “Thanks. I’ll be okay now.” She huddled into her jacket, pulling the spare folds of cloth around to the torn side, and lowered her chin to protect her throat from the wind. The boy’s glance had disturbed her. She leaned into the wind, ignoring the puzzled expression on Keith’s face. “Come on. It’s late.”
“Right,” Keith agreed, hurrying after her.
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