Chapter Two
BACKGROUND MATERIAL, FOR FURTHER READING AND DISCUSSION
Javik, Thomas Patrick—D.O.B. 10/20/68—Atlantic City, N.J.
Skill Quotient: 1000 (perfect)
Attitude Quotient: 135 (poor)
2585: Graduate of PS. 502, New City, Md. . . . aptitude in math and physics . . . disciplinary problems.
2588:Graduate of Space Academy . . . Mass Driver Mechanics . . . 3.93 G.P.A. . . . 5-day suspension for fighting.
2588-2593: 2nd Lt., Space Patrol, light cruiser duty in the Ross Asteroids . . . Promoted to 1st Lt. . . .
2593-2602: Resource Protection Patrol, Dune Region, Moon . . . one A.W.O.L. reprimand . . . promoted to Captain and given command of a Baltimore class cruiser at the outbreak of the Atheist hostilities.
2603: Distinguished service in the LaGrange Four region . . . saved 2 AmFed base ships and destroyed an entire enemy fighter squadron . . . dishonorably discharged for striking a superior officer . . . no court-martial due to exemplary war record—
2603-present: Garbage shuttle pilot, New City, Md.
Excerpts from one of 300 military dossier files known to have been in the possession of General Munoz
Thursday, August 24, 2605
On the afternoon of Garbage day minus eight, Tom Javik found himself looking forward to the class reunion. He thought of Sidney as he switched off the autopilot and pushed the control stick forward with an effort that made the muscles on his arm standout.
Good old Sid, he thought. Hard to believe it’s been twenty years—
The heavy lift garbage shuttle Icarus rumbled and shook like a great awakening beast, then banked right slowly and made its way around New City’s field of solar power microwave dishes. Now Javik could see Robespierre Magne-Launch Base beneath the sun to the west, with its grey E-Cell silos, compactor buildings and mass driver tracks.
“Robie clears us for landing,” a gravelly voice to his left said. “Pad four.”
Javik glanced at his wiry-thin co-pilot, Brent Stafford, nodded. Stafford’s face was creased beyond its years and made him look more like forty-eight than thirty-eight. The hair was blue-black, tousled. He sat hunched over a computer screen, perspiring in the mid-afternoon heat. This summer had been a scorcher.
Javik verified the clearance on his own screen, cracked: “Tell ’em to evacuate the area. This heap handles like a flying sack of potatoes. No power, controls shot to hell—”He wiped his brow, scowled. “And no air conditioning. Jeez that load stinks today!”
“Cattle carcasses,” Stafford said, nodding in the direction of the underdeck cargo hold. “They didn’t seal up those drums worth a damn. Saw ’em load on a bunch of cobalt and zirconium waste too. The packages were dripping radioactive . . .”
“Don’t worry about it,” Javik said. “You knew what you were getting into when you signed on for garbage duty.”
“Aw, what the hell. Guess it beats pushing paper at some desk.” Stafford smashed a fly against the side of his keyboard with one fist, wiped the insect off on his pantleg.
“Not like the old days, is it?” Javik said, glancing down at his stained grey and blue garbage workers uniform. “Remember those Space Patrol outfits? White and gold with ribbons across our chests?”
“Yeah. The ladies sure went for ’em.”
Javik grinned, wiped a hand through his shock of amber hair. “Uh huh! Hey, remember that Polynesian girl I met in the astro port?”
Stafford smiled, glanced out his starboard window as he heard the sonic thump of a catapulted load. “Port Saint Clemente,” Stafford said. “Greatest little spot in the asteroid belt. You met her at the hot springs . . . love at first sight.”
“Thought I was gonna go A.W.O.L. and become permies with that lady,” Javik said. “But the war . . .” His voice trailed off. “Well, you know. . . . ”
The Icarus hovered over its landing pad now, and Javik watched grey-uniformed men below scurry to get clear.
“Never saw you any closer, pal,” Stafford said. He studied his friend, noted that Javik’s long legs had to be turned to one side to fit under the instrument panel. Lines were beginning to appear around deeply set blue eyes. The aquiline nose had a scar at the bridge from one of many barroom scuffles. A little pouch of fat had begun to adhere beneath Javik’s chin, evidence that he no longer sustained a rigid conditioning program. In the old days, Stafford could hardly keep up with this man. Of late, it had been the other way around.
Javik hit the retro rockets button, flipped a switch to activate the para-flaps. “C’mon, c’mon,” he husked impatiently. He was cursing when the rockets finally ignited, but Stafford could not hear the words in the roar. The Icarus settled onto a concrete landing pad. “Okay!” Javik yelled, hitting switches and pushing buttons. “Shut her down!”
Javik was first to the door. He waited as one of the base crewmen drove an escalator unit into position. Javik mento-locked his moto-boots and was bounding down the steps before the mechanism had clicked into place against the Icarus. Stafford followed.
“Hey you guys!” a pig-faced base sergeant called out. “Remember the Conservation of Motion Doctrine! No exercise outside a Bu-Health gym!”
“Stuff that full-employment hype, Peterson!” Javik barked. “We’re doin’ our bit hauling garbage to the catapults!” Javik reached the ground, short-stepped to the sergeant and pushed him in the chest. “You wanna ride in that ship full of stink, buddy?”
The sergeant rolled back against the escalator, nearly falling over. “You’re not in the Space Patrol anymore, hot-shot!” he screamed. I’m gonna teach you a lesson!” The sergeant locked his moto-boots and grabbed a wrench from the escalator cab.
Javik hit him before he could swing the wrench. Two clean belly punches and a forearm across the face put the big man down, writhing in pain.
“One of these days, hot-shot!” the sergeant moaned. I’ll get you!”
“Yeah, yeah,” Javik sneered. “Can’t you see I’m scared to death?” Javik activated his moto-boots, rolled toward a waiting autocar at the edge of the landing pad. “C’mon, Staf,” he said. “Let’s hit the baths.”
General Munoz closed a manila file folder, added it to a large stack on the left side of his desk. He squirmed in his chair from sitting too long, rubbed the corner of one eye. Which one? he thought. Which one do I choose?
He felt stiff, and stretched his arms straight out in front. There was a buzz in his left ear, and he picked at it, squinting one eye as he did so.
“Over here, fleshcarrier!” a voice said. It seemed to come from the corner to Munoz’s left.
“Huh?” Munoz said. He lowered both hands to the desktop, and slowly . . . ever so slowly . . . his jaw dropped, leaving his mouth agape. For as General Munoz looked at a small round trash can in the corner near a disconnected disposa-tube, he saw a banana peel fly out and hover in the air. A candy bar wrapper followed, then a paper cup and half a cheese sandwich—all remains of the General’s lunch. The items hovered for a moment, then began to spin rapidly in a ball.
“What the hell?” Munoz cursed.
Suddenly, the ball of garbage became a ball of fire. “Die, fleshcarrier, die!” a voice screeched. The fireball flew toward Munoz’s face at blinding speed, and it was all the frightened little general could do to duck out of the way. As he ducked under his desk, the fireball whizzed overhead, striking the wall behind his credenza.
When Munoz looked back, terrified, he saw the ball of burning garbage drop to the credenza top and spark. The fire smoldered, and Munoz wrinkled his nose at the odor.
“Not very pleasant, is it, fleshcarrier?” the voice said. This time, the voice came from the smoldering fireball. “I’m a sample of my big brother! You won’t be able to dodge him when he comes!”
“Who are you?” Munoz asked, still cowering under his desk. “And why are you doing this?”
“Listen, fleshcarrier, and listen carefully. For you don’t have much time. Sidney Malloy is the pilot you need.” The voice gave Sidney’s consumer identification number, then faded away.
Munoz inched out from under the desk. He fell into the chair, fumbled for a pen and a sheet of paper. With shaky handwriting, Munoz scribbled Sidney’s name and I.D. number.
Who is this guy? Munoz wondered, staring at the note. He reached for an unread stack of dossier files. Maybe we have something on him here. . . .
About ten minutes before the afternoon envelope stuffing session, Sidney sat at his desk on the Job Station Beasley Floor, thinking about the violence he had seen on his way to work. It troubled him deeply, although he was sure he should not feel this way.
Sidney stared at the five meter high metronome mounted on a high octagonal platform at the center of the department. Light from an overhead fluorescent fixture glinted off the metronome’s shiny brass surfaces. A simple plaque on each face of the platform bore this inscription:
SHARING FOR PROSPERITY. Another way to share as we build a better future.
Sidney had seen the plaque in other places, the axiom having been taken out of Quotations From Uncle Rosy. Both his motorboat and vacation condominium were owned on a time-share basis, with Sidney holding a one-fifty-second ownership in each. This gave him the use of each for one week out of the year.
He mentoed a desk-mounted automatic thumb. It flipped through a thick stack of mail in front of him. A letter bearing the seal of the Presidential Bureau caught his eye. Stopping the thumb, he read the letter to himself in a low tone: “Mister Malloy: . . . We are making the following recommendations after reviewing the activity at your work station. As you know, energy management is a top priority of this administration, since energy expended outside a Bu-Health facility is not Job-Supportive. Our recommendations cover hazards which, if not remedied . . .”
Two packing meckies appeared at a recently vacated desk in the next aisle, carrying cardboard cartons. Short and squat, they had blinking red and yellow lights and tin can heads. One eye was centrally positioned. No mouth, ears or nose. The meckies emptied the contents of the drawers on top of the desk, then lifted one end of the desk, causing the items to slide neatly into waiting boxes. They worked quickly and efficiently, and soon rolled away with their loads in the direction of the elevator bank.
Sidney heard a familiar voice, turned his head to the left and glanced at Malcolm Penny, the owlish Second Assistant to the Assistant Administrator. Penny was conducting a departmental tour, and a group of G.W. eight hundred trainees rolled along behind him, hanging on every word.
“The Presidential Bureau has seventy-nine departments,” Penny explained in his high-pitched voice, “one of which is Central Forms. Job Station Beasley is one of the authorized jobs in Central Forms.” He waved an expansive arm, added, “This station takes up an entire floor.” The group rolled slowly by Sidney’s desk, made a right turn onto the main aisle.
Someone sneezed at a nearby desk.
“May Rosenbloom bless you,” a woman said.
“Beasley Station has twenty-six sections,” Penny continued. “Each section has five item counters, two projection-graph operators, three trash can auditors, one manual sergeant and one attendance monitor. All draw up reports, in exquisite detail, of course. Comprehensive reports are the life blood of the government.”
The trainees nodded in agreement.
Sidney looked back at his letter from the President, read its first recommendation: “On numerous occasions, you were observed bailing up pieces of paper and hurling them into the waste receptacle. Papers should not be balled up, and should be slipped into the waste receptacle with a minimum expenditure of energy. . . . ” Sidney yawned and looked around the room.
From his desk near the metronome, he could barely make out a row of red, yellow and blue alpha-numeric charts along a distant wall directly ahead of him. That was the file department. A double swinging door in the wall led to the departmental archives. Along an equally distant side wall were the committee rooms, and along the other side were the managerial offices and supervisorial cubicles. The tiny figure of Administrator Nelson could be seen approaching from his office. The KWAK! KWAK! of automatic name-date stampers rang from all around, accompanied by the sounds of auto-staplers and collators and the punctuating squeaks of autocarts as they stopped at each worktable to pick up paper. It was warm in the room, and the ever-present, gelatinous purr of Harmak forced Sidney to fight drowsiness.
Sidney shook his head to clear it, turned around to face Melinda Brown, a yellow-haired G.W. seven-five-oh at the desk behind his. As she slipped a green plastic paper clip onto a file, the paper clip broke. Smiling winsomely, she reached into a dispenser for a replacement.
“Plastic is fantastic!” Sidney intoned.
“Yes,” she agreed. Still smiling, she placed a new, orange paper clip on the file. “Every break is a new task.”
The noise of machinery and buzz of conversation gradually slowed and stopped. Sidney turned to watch Administrator Nelson ride a lift to the top of the metronome base. It was nearly time for the afternoon envelope stuffing session, and every employee had a stack of form-change announcement cards and a stack of white envelopes in an automatic stuffing tray. Sidney glanced at the large red button on his desktop near the base of the stuffing tray. He placed the forefinger of his right hand over the button.
Administrator Nelson was a small man with a friendly, elf-like face. Tiny eyes peered from under a translucent green visor that nearly covered the upper part of his face. He cleared his throat, amplified his melodic voice with a tiny silver microphone clipped to his tie: “Good afternoon, employees of Job Station Beasley! Before getting on with the important task at hand, I would like to take this opportunity to give thanks to our gracious benefactor, Willard R. Rosenbloom.”
Murmuring their lines on cue, the employees intoned: “Thank Uncle Rosy. We are all employed.”
Administrator Nelson continued: “Uncle Rosy is proud of each of you. Every person in this room holds a share of the Sacred Job that was created for our benefit.”
And the employees murmured: “Praise be to Uncle Rosy. He loves us all.”
Nelson touched a heat switch on the metronome, setting the device into operation. Click . . . click . . . click . . . click. The pendulum swung back and forth, a passage every fifteen seconds. Sidney pressed his red button with each metronome click, activating his envelope stuffer at the rate of four per minute.
After several minutes, the metronome automatically slowed, making a click every twenty seconds. Then it slowed again, to a thirty-second click. Sidney’s eyelids grew increasingly heavy. He dozed off. Then, half awake, he tried to catch up by pushing the button several times in rapid succession.
“No, no Malloy!” a voice said. “You’re going too fast!”
Startled, Sidney looked tip to see the scowling face of Malcolm Penny staring down at him through round spectacles perched on the end of a disapproving nose.
“Oh!” Sidney said, sitting up straight. “I’m terribly sorry!”
Penny shook his head disapprovingly, set his jaw. “And your desk, Malloy . . . it’s not organized according to standard!”
“But I thought it—”
“Your day calendar and auto-staple remover, man! Don’t you ever look at the manual?”
Sidney heard a metronome click, pushed the stuffing tray button. “I’m sorry, Mr. Penny,” he said. “I’ll correct it right away.”
The Second Assistant to the Assistant Manager straightened, still shaking his head. “See that you do,” he snipped. Then he rolled down the aisle to look for other violators.
* * *
Still angry over his encounter with the base sergeant an hour before, Javik stepped out of a Bu-Health surge-pool. Smelling the back of his hand, he shook his head and thought: Still a trace odor of that god-damned garbage. The skit permeates every pore in my body—
Javik shivered as he walked dripping wet across the blue Italian tile of the main bathhouse toward a line of naked men and women waiting to get into Tanning Room Five. His leg and arm muscles ached from the weight exercises he had completed fifteen minutes earlier.
“This old body can’t take it anymore,” he muttered.
Finding a place in line, Javik looked around and motioned to a towel monitor standing nearby. A dark-haired young man wearing the silver and gold leotard of Bu-Health moto-shoed over, draped a long white towel over Javik’s shoulders.
“Sign here,” the young man instructed, thrusting a Tele-Charge board under Javik’s nose. Javik unsnapped a transmitting pen from the board, squiggled his name across the tiny screen. A green imprint of Javik’s signature appeared on the screen as he wrote, and as he finished, his consumer identification number and the amount of purchase appeared. All this faded quickly, being replaced by a flashing orange “Thank You.” The young man retrieved his Tele-Charge board and rolled back to his post.
Javik pulled the towel around his shivering body and felt its warmth take hold. The line moved quickly. Soon he had signed another Tele-Charge board and was in the warm, brightly lit tanning room. It was a high-ceilinged room, with eighty-eight levels of tanning slabs stretching upward, connected by steel ramps and clanking conveyor lifts. Harmak played “Dreamer’s Lullaby,” one of the new restful background tunes. The smell of perspiring bodies wafted across his nostrils.
“Hey Tom!” the voice came from above. Javik looked up, saw the goggled, ruddy face of Brent Stafford smiling down over the edge of a thud-level tanning slab. “I saved you a place!” Stafford motioned for Javik to come up.
Javik stepped onto the clanking conveyor lift, rode it to a third level ramp. From there it was only a few short steps to the tanning slab beside Stafford. Javik removed his towel, donned a pair of goggles and dropped face down onto the warm, clear glass of the slab. Heat lamps all around warmed his body, soaking into every aching muscle. “Ah!” Javik sighed. “That feels good!”
Stafford turned to face Javik, peering through his goggles as he asked, “When’s the big reunion?”
“Saturday night.” Javik focused upon body smells carried by a downdraft.
“Twentieth, isn’t it?”
“Uh huh. Old PS. five-oh-two. Be nice to see the bunch again . . . Charlie, Bob, Sidney. . . . Hey, I wonder if Sidney ever permied up with Carla. . . .”
Stafford sat up, sprayed water over his body with a passing porta-shower. “You know, Tom,” he said, measuring his words carefully, “You’d do well to watch that temper. With good behavior, I’ve heard it said you can get another commission.”
“Yeah, yeah. I know.” Javik shifted on his belly, turned his face away from Stafford.
“Could have been worse, buddy. You might have been court-martialed and shot for that . . . but they took your war record into account.”
“Am I supposed to thank them for that? Hell, they should thank me . . . and you too . . . for what we did.”
“You’ve got to see their point of view.”
“Their point of view?” Javik felt rage rising inside. “I belted that wet-behind-the-ears gay major after you and I were almost shot down by an Atheist fighter squadron!”
“They don’t see any justification for hitting an officer, Tom. You know that.”
“We saved two base ships with a little initiative, and that armchair fairy read us out for not getting the proper authorizations!”
“I know, I know.” Stafford sounded sleepy.
“Now it’s happening again, Staf. That damned garbage shuttle’s driving me crazy.”
Stafford turned to his back. “You’re right. I can’t argue with a word. But we’ve got to use our brains . . . you know, play their silly games a little.”
“We bust our asses and what do we get? Some creep spouting off about rules and procedures! Well for Christ’s sake! I’m a Star Class Captain, not a stinking garbage shuttle pilot!” Javik paused, breathing hard, turned to face Stafford. “Get the hell off my case, will ya, Staf ?”
“Damn you!” Stafford said. His creased face stiffened. “I’m trying to help you, you hothead! Can’t you see that?”
“I don’t need your help!”
“Yeah? Then get the hell away from me!”
Javik rose with his towel. “You’re a little old lady, Staf. Always telling me the safest things to do, aren’t you? Well, I’ve had enough! DO YOU HEAR ME? ENOUGH!”
“Everybody in the place hears you,” Stafford sneered.
Javik turned without another word and stalked off. Pleasure domes, he thought. Maybe a forest maiden will calm me. . . .
Sidney did not have to look at his watch to know it was time for the second afternoon coffee break. He was already nearing the elevator bank when the bell rang. Carla waited in the elevator as usual, holding the door open. Sidney rolled on without a word.
“Perfect timing again,” Carla said as the doors whooshed shut. She placed both hands in the pockets of her carmine red pantsuit and mentoed: Sub-nine-sixty-six, Presidential override. Code twenty-four.
“That Presidential override is nice,” Sidney said, knowing what she had done. “Our car used to stop at every floor before you got it.”
“Just don’t tell anyone about it,” she said focusing on Sidney’s receding hairline and high forehead. “I had to pull strings to get it.”
“How did you manage it?”
Carla smiled. “Leave a girl some secrets, Sidney.” She thought of Chief of Staff Billie Birdbright. Billie likes me enough to give me an override. But when will he get around to asking me out?
The car dropped quickly and silently, depositing them at the entrance to the Cave Coffee Shop. It was an immense, dimly lit restaurant, dotted with hundreds of tiny tables. Each of the four perimeter glassite walls looked out upon one of the iridescent bat caves that honeycombed the ground beneath New City.
“You’re quiet today,” Carla said as they took a seat at their usual window booth overlooking an underground waterfall. She looked at his soft-featured face, with its familiar pug nose and wing-like ears at the sides. “You aren’t worried about a comet coming, are you?” She laughed.
“No. The doomies are crazy. I was just thinking about my job again . . . and wishing to Uncle Rosy I’d taken a physical for the Space Patrol twenty years ago.”
“But your . . . “—Carla looked around, whispered—” . . . disability. It would have shown up.” She touched a tiny dice cage mounted on the table, looked at him intently with understanding in her eyes.
“Maybe not.” Sidney watched people beginning to stream into the coffee shop. “The incorto dispenser my father implanted . . . in place of my appendix . . . has an x-ray scrambler. It takes special equipment to detect it.”
“Your father was a great surgeon,” she said, looking at him tenderly. “You seem so unhappy in Central Forms. Could it be that you would prefer life on a therapy orbiter?”
“With the exception of missing you, it might be more interesting.” He laughed nervously. “Look at me, Carla. I want so desperately to be a gallant captain at the controls of a space cruiser, on a great mission to the outer reaches of the galaxy. And here I am . . . hundreds of floors underground!” He fell silent, gazed out into the cave as a flurry of large butterfly bats passed in front of the waterfall, then disappeared behind a blue and white stalagmite formation.
“I’m sorry,” she said. “Really I am.” She reached across the table, took his pudgy hand in hers. “You always had that romantic dream of running away to the sky . . . even when we were kids.”
Sidney fought back a tear, turned to study her classically featured face, with its straight Roman nose and high cheekbones. A red painted beauty mark dotted the left cheek, and long curls of golden brown hair cascaded onto her shoulders. People thought Carla of average build, and the muscle tone of her body provided evidence of time spent in Bu-Health gyms. Sidney tried to smile, said, “I remember we used to play condominium together. And we promised to become permies someday. . . . ” He cleared his throat.
“The grown-up world isn’t simple,” Carla said.
“Can’t we find some way to work it out?”
“No!” She spoke firmly. “We’ve been through that before . . . the probability of cappy offspring and all. It wouldn’t be fair to them.”
“But that’s only a fifty-fifty chance. And even if there was a handicap, maybe we could find a doctor who would—”
Her voice grew cool. “No,” she said. “Absolutely not.” She pulled her hand away, noticed Chief of Staff Birdbright slide into a booth two tables behind Sidney. Birdbright smiled at Carla. She looked away, said to Sidney: “Let’s order now. Everyone’s arriving.”
They mentoed orders into a tabletop receiver. Then they fell silent while waiting for the order to arrive, glancing at one another for several agonizing moments without speaking.
The coffee shop was full now, and Sidney listened to a talkative silver-haired girl at the next table. “I don’t know what happened to Abercrombie,” the girl said. “One day I came to work and he wasn’t there. Then packing meckies cleared his desk. Judy asked her supervisor, but he just said, ‘Abercrombie is no longer with us.’ It’s all kinda weird, if you ask me.”
A tray holding two Styrofoam cups of coffee and a plate of mini-donuts popped out of the table between Sidney and Carla. Carla signed a Tele-Charge board mounted next to the dice cage, then mento-spun the dice. Her results appeared on the Tele-Charge screen.
“Five sixes!” she exclaimed. “That puts me in the Trip to Glitterland Sweepstakes! Now you try it!”
Sidney signed the board, mento-spun the dice cage.
“Aw,” she said, her voice reflecting disappointment. “Only a pair of fives.”
“Oh well,” Sidney said, reaching for his coffee cup. “Guess I wasn’t meant to do anything exciting.”
“I can’t believe it!” she said. “Just think! I could be a winner!”
“Uh huh.”
“Isn’t Freeness wonderful?”
“Yeah.” Then his voice grew more cheerful as he said, “I’m happy for you.”
Carla knocked over her coffee cup in her excitement, spilling liquid on her dress. “Dam!” she said, quivering as she reached for a napkin. “I’m so excited I can’t stop shaking.”
Sidney used his napkin to wipe the table.
“Thank you,” she said, dabbing at the dress with her napkin. “I’ll change as we leave. There’s a venda-dress machine in the lobby.”
“That reminds me,” Sidney said. “What are you wearing to the reunion?”
“I don’t know.” She lifted her gaze to the attentive eyes of Billie Birdbright. “I’ll shop for it tomorrow.”
* * *
General Munoz did not like to be kept waiting. Slapping his gold-braided military cap rhythmically against his thigh, he moto-paced the length of Dr. Hudson’s office. Passing from sunlight to shadow, he mentoed the digital cuckoo clock on the wall, noting the readout beneath the closed cuckoo bird doors: P.M. 3:39:26. He spun angrily as he reached an end wall, then saw Hudson standing in the doorway, holding a red velvet box.
“Sorry I’m late,” Hudson said nervously. He entered and set the box on his desk. Adjusting his horn-rimmed glasses, he said, “You’re going to like this.”
Munoz’s dark eyes flashed. “Hrrumph! Nearly ten minutes wasted! My time is valuable, you know!”
Hudson kept his gaze on the box, smiled proudly at the corners of his mouth. “Open it.”
Munoz rolled to the box with his orange mustache curled into a scowl, but there was a glint in his eyes. Setting his cap on the desk, he opened the box, then stared at a burnished gold cross and chain which lay on red velvet. “A cross? But I alrea . . . “ He stopped, noting Hudson’s bemused expression. Munoz lifted the cross out, studied it intently.
“It looks like the cross you’ve always worn, General. But it’s more. Much more. The wearer of this baby commands all AmFed weather control machinery. Simply touch the cross with either hand and memo-transmit.”
Munoz looked at the cross with disinterest.
“This is a nicer, more compact system, General. We can dismantle the weather console now. . . . All that bulky equipment has been replaced by one little device. You can play God with this little unit, changing the weather as you please, wherever you are.”
Still no response from General Munoz.
“To monitor the results, you simply close your eyes and there it will be, dancing on the insides of your eyelids.”
“Uh huh.”
“Try it.”
Munoz took a deep breath, touched the cross with one hand and thought of a tidal wave hitting an unpopulated stretch of Kamchatka coastline. He dropped his eyelids and saw a great wall of blue green ocean thundering toward shore. There was no sound in his vision, and the tidal wave hit land with unharnessed fury, destroying trees and land shapes in its path.
“Interesting,” Munoz said. He opened his eyes, looked at Hudson with the expression of a spoiled child who wanted a better present. “Nice gadget, Dick,” he said.
Hudson gathered his robe and sank into his big chair. Slipping into their unspoken conversation mode, he mentoed: It’s a subliminal transmitter, too, Arturo.
Munoz brightened. Yeah? It’ll change votes in Tuesday’s election?
You bet. As you know, every consumer-issued brain implant has a subliminal receiver, originally for the purpose of picking up advertising suggestions from Harmak and from National Home Video. Hudson noticed Munoz looking out the window, added: Now we don’t have to worry about retaliation from the Black Box to a military attack. You can take power peacefully.
Uncle Rosy was a crafty bastard, Munoz mentoed. I still think he spread that retaliation story as a bluff.
“What time shall I arrive for dinner Sunday?” Hudson asked, making harmless conversation for the benefit of anyone who might be eavesdropping.
“Six or six-thirty. We’ll play a little Knave Table afterward.”
Hudson took the old cross and chain to a wall-mounted disposa-tube, dropped it on a shelf door which opened as he approached. I thought you would be pleased with the new cross, he mentoed. But you don’t seem to appreciate it.
The shelf door snapped back into place. Machinery inside the wall whirred.
It pleases me, Munoz mentoed. But wait until you hear what popped out of the trash can in my office this afternoon. You know how you’re always telling me I should reconnect my disposa-tube? Well, listen to this. . . .
That night, Sidney mentoed his bedside dream machine, instructing it to take him on an ego pleasure space fantasy. He fell asleep within minutes, imagining a wonderful, magical adventure. . . .
“Fsssing! Fsssing! Fsssing!” Death rays from his one-man gunship, the Galilee, cut though space, making sounds that were only possible in fantasies. Three exploding balls of orange and purple ahead marked the dream-precise hits: three Slavian warships!
“Half-human monsters!” Captain Malloy cursed under his breath. He mento-banked the gunship, headed back to astro-port.
“Captain Malloy!” the speakercom blared. “The President wishes to speak with you!”
In his dream, Sidney listened as President Ogg explained: “The Slavians have diverted a great comet, Captain! It’s on a collision course with Earth!”
“How diabolical, Mr. President!”
“The reason they are masters of the Humboldt Star System, Captain. There is strength in being evil!”
“What are my orders, sir?”
“The comet will pass near you in sixteen minutes,” Ogg’s dream voice said. “Stop it, Malloy. You’re the only force between us and destruction!”
“I’ll do my best, sir.”
“If you succeed, there’s nothing you can’t have . . . riches, beautiful women . . . even the AmFed Presidency!”
“I don’t want any of those things,” Sidney’s imagined self told the President. “I’ll do it because . . . because . . . duty calls!”
Sidney saw his dream ship now from a detached vantage point, watched it bank gracefully and slide through frigid black space toward a huge rainbow-colored fireball that was bearing down on Earth. Then he saw himself lying in bed with a determined but contented expression as he experienced the dream.
“Awaken, fool!” a voice from afar said. Then another voice, equally distant and echoing, said, “We refuse to tolerate the stench and degradation of AmFed garbage! Take it back and die, fleshcarriers!”
Sidney turned in his sleep, flailing and kicking as he struggled desperately to awaken. After what seemed an interminable period, he opened his eyes. Sticky and hot with perspiration, he stared into the blackness of his room.
Those voices again, he thought. Am I losing my mind?
Unable to return to sleep, Sidney mentoed for his pleasie-meckie. He heard the closet doors open, and the smooth whir of machinery as the meckie approached. It’s not Carlo, he thought, feeling the bed shake as the meckie got in and climbed under the covers. But at least I’m not alone. . . .
* * *
In the privacy of his rock-walled cave room, Sayer Superior Lin-Ti popped a minicam cartridge into the video machine. The machine was bright red plastic, with a wide oval screen. As the film began, black gothic letters announced its title:
Pleasant Reef
August 14, 2605
Two days before anyone knew of the comet, he thought. He watched his own image appear on the screen, standing at a tutelage console with a hooded youngsayerman. . . .
Sayer Superior Lin-Ti: “Following the questioning period today, I will make an announcement concerning your future.”
Youngsayer Steven: “My primer tells me that Uncle Rosy granted non-revocable trade status to the Afrikari nation. It does not say why this was done.”
Sayer Superior Lin-Ti: “Uncle Rosy developed a special friendship with the first Alafin of the present line, Alafin Inaya, more than three centuries ago. The Master does not reveal such details to the history writers, of course, but he and the Alafin struck up their friendship during a game of Swahili Croquet in the Alafin’s capital city. After that, they often vacationed together during Uncle Rosy’s last years in public life.”
Youngsayer Steven: “I have no other questions today. What is the announcement?”
Sayer Superior Lin-Ti: “An opening is available in the Black Box of Democracy. It is the Sixty-Six Sayer position. If you accept, you will be known as ‘Lastsayer.’ Do you accept the calling?”
Youngsayer Steven (without hesitation): “I do.”
Sayer Superior Lin-Ti: “You are to replace Twelvesayer Robert, with everyone below that level moving up a notch. Twelvesayer suffered from Box Fever and had to be removed.”
Youngsayer Steven: “I am not familiar with that malady.”
Sayer Superior Lin-Ti: “Alas, he went mad from the regimentation and confinement to the Black Box. The poor man wanted to be like any consumer, even spoke with apostrophes.”
Youngsayer Steven: “How unfortunate! What became of him?”
Sayer Superior Lin-Ti: “Uncle Rosy personally administered selective memory erasure and gave him AmFed identity papers. I understand he is going to work in the travel division of Bu-Free.”
Youngsayer Steven: ‘That should make him happy.”
Sayer Superior Lin-Ti: “Uncle Rosy is most compassionate!”
Youngsayer Steven: “Peace be upon you, Sayer Superior. . . . ”
Lin-Ti flipped off the video machine and rolled to a brown nauga chair next to his bed. There he re-read the following day’s history lesson—