Little Green Men—Attack!

From Hugo-nominated editor Bryan Thomas Schmidt and Nebula nominated author Robin Wayne Bailey, here are nineteen top-notch science fiction stories guaranteed to make you think –and- laugh, featuring such major writers as Robert Silverberg, Mike Resnick, Allen M. Steele, Esther Friesner, Elizabeth Moon, Seanan McGuire, Jody Lynn Nye, James Gunn, Kristine Kathryn Rusch and many more.

When Little Green Men Attack, It’s All-out Laugh Warfare

From the far reaches of outer space they come—inscrutable aliens, malicious invaders, wacky tourists from another planet—to conquer, study, and tickle us. From the battlefields of the Ozarks to the marble halls of the Boston Library, from Central Park to the skies above Washington, on the moon and in the seediest bars of Kansas City— they’re here. But do they really know who they’re up against? Not hardly!

Mike Resnick, Kristine Kathryn, Dantzel Cherry, Ken Scholes, Jody Lynn Nye, Seanan McGuire, Martin L. Shoemaker, Steven H. Silver, Selina Rosen, Beth L. Cato, Peter J. Wacks & Josh Vogt, Allen M. Steele, Elizabeth Moon, Esther M. Friesner, K.C. Ball, James Gunn, Bryan Thomas Schmidt & Alex Shvartsman, Robert Silverberg, Robin Wayne Bailey

Cover Art by Dominic Harman

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This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental.

First printing, March 2017

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ISBN-13: 978-1-4767-8213-3
eISBN: 978-1-62579-567-0

Copyright © 2017 by Robin Wayne Bailey & Bryan Thomas Schmidt
Introduction copyright © 2017 by Robin Wayne Bailey; “The Little Green Men take Their Hideous Vengeance, Sort Of” copyright © 2017 by Mike Resnick; “Little (Green) Women” copyright © 2017 by Kristine Kathryn Rusch; “Good Neighbor Policy” copyright © 2017 by Dantzel Cherry; “Stuck in Buenos Aires With Bob Dylan On My Mind” copyright © 2017 by Ken Scholes; “Rule The World” copyright © 2017 by Jody Lynn Nye; “School Colors” copyright © 2017 by Seanan McGuire; “Meet The Landlord” copyright © 2017 by Martin L. Shoemaker; “Big White Men – Attack” copyright © 2017 by Steven H. Silver; “The Green, Green Men of Home” copyright © 2017 by Selina Rosen; “A Fine Night For Tea and Bludgeoning” copyright © 2017 by Beth L. Cato; “The Game-a-holic’s Guide” copyright © 2017 by Peter J. Wacks & Josh Vogt; “Day of The Bookworm” copyright © 2017 by Allen M. Steele; “A Greener Future” copyright © 2017 by Elizabeth Moon; “A Cuppa, Cuppa Burnin’ Love” copyright © 2017 by Esther M. Friesner; “Little Green Guys” copyright © 2017 by K.C. Ball; “The March Of The Little Green Men” copyright © 2017 by James E. Gunn; “First Million Contacts” copyright © 2017 by Bryan Thomas Schmidt & Alex Shvartsman; “Hannibal’s Elephants” copyright © 1998 Agberg Inc., first printed in Omni Magazine, October 1998; “The Fine Art Of Politics” copyright © 2017 by Robin Wayne Bailey.

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