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Unidentified Funny Objects 4

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FOREWORD by Alex Shvartsman
WE CAN GET THEM FOR YOU WHOLESALE by Neil Gaiman
THE TIME-TRAVELING GHOST MACHINE OF PROFESSOR JAIME PELIGROSA by Andrew Kaye
PLEASE APPROVE THE DISSERTATION RESEARCH OF ANGTOR by Caroline M. Yoachim
THE MATCH GAME by Esther Friesner
THE TRANSFORMATION OF PRINCE HUMPHREY by Brent C. Smith
IN THE END, YOU GET CLARITY by Laura Pearlman
PROJECT DISASTER by Tim Pratt
HELLO HOTEL by Piers Anthony
BOB'S NO-KILL MONSTER SHELTER by Ian Creasey
BOARD MEETING MINUTES by Oliver Buckram
ARMED FOR YOU by Anaea Lay
THE UNFORTUNATE PROBLEM OF GRANDMOTHER'S HEAD by Karen Haber
MY MOTHER LOVES HER ROBOT MORE THAN ME AND I FEEL BAD by Eric Kaplan
THE WORM THAT TURNED by Jody Lynn Nye
DEPARTMENT OF DEATH PREDICTIONS, FINAL NOTICE by Tina Gower
CHAMPIONS OF BREAKFAST by Zach Shephard
KEEPING AHEAD by Mike Resnick
SO YOU'VE METAMORPHOSED INTO A GIANT INSECT. NOW WHAT? by James Aquilone
CONFESSIONS OF AN INTERPLANETARY ART FRAUD by Michael J. Martinez
TEXTS FROM MY MOTHER ABOUT THE ALIEN INVASION by Tina Connolly
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ALIEN by Gini Koch
CONVERSATION TOPICS TO AVOID ON A FIRST DATE WITH YOURSELF by Jonathan Ems
THE MONKEY TREATMENT by George R. R. Martin
ABOUT THE EDITOR

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